When I met this pair, I thought they were so cute, with their sweet faces and pretty costumes. But then I discovered they were smugglers! Inside their legs they've hidden vials of perfume. How sneaky is that? "We didn't know they were there!" they said. Like I'm going to believe that old story...
I don't know where they come from, but their costumes look Eastern European or Balkan and I suspect it's Bulgarian rose oil. I'm a bit worried they might have connections to the Russian Mafia. So anyway, in the end I asked them to leave, and they found a new home with a nice Etsian. I must check the silverware...
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I'd check more than the silverware - they are a bit shifty with perfume up their skirts!
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